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relief on the water

Has anyone come up with a good way to empty one's bladder (male paddlers) while on the water? I imagine this would be next to impossible for females.
But, in my cockpit there isn't really enough room to urinate in a bottle or bag and I am not balanced enough to sit on the rear deck and relax with everything in place. I am a serious cyclist and feel dehydrated after swinging the paddle for a few hours if I don't drink plenty of water. Those people with $800,000 waterfront houses don't like me supplementing their lanscape irrigation either.
Just wondering if anyone has a method they care to share, other than a very warm wetsuit or catheter.