A potato canon........????? Even if you don't use it on your PWC friends, it's jolly good fun

: I woke up this morning and did a little fesability study on this EMP
: generator. I think that might have the metaphysical impact of strapping
: me, kicking and screaming, to the tail end of the very same contraption
: that I so loath. I don't think my Clipper touring-single could hold that
: much weight -- its a delicate boat -- plus I don't much like to hear an
: electronic "humm" while paddleing.

: Thanks for the sentiment though -- maybe a shore mounted version? Yes, a
: shore mounted version might do the tick.