Not a cat lover eh? Perhaps we can arrange for you to hold a cat on a leash.

One of these animal video shows had a guy at an animal shelter hold a cat for the local news. The cat was on a leash but the guy was holding the cat in his arms. This guy must not have have been a cat wrangler because he put the cat down and when the cat felt the leash it went ballistic jumping and clawing. Any cat wrangler would have just let go the leash, but not this guy. The cat ran around his leg winding the leash tighter and shorter up his thigh until the cat was pinned by the collar in the guy's crotch, so the the cat dug in with it's claws and bit him right in the nuts, all on TV.

Hold this leash?