Oh yeah I almost forgot. I am bringing a box of Rehd's famous baked only for the west coast R2K cookies. How they gotto the east coast is a true tale of intrgue wortho f the dime novel venue.

Here is waht KBA operatives have learned.... The real gig behind the West coast doings was that Shawn Baker was only wearing the pink wet suit and faking a missed roll as a diversion. He had every one look ing on at the beach stunned that he miised the roll. Folks it was just a deception all part of a sinister plot. While he diverted every eye. his criminal band made off with the cookies and one of Joe's boats. All ofthis masterminded by some east coast criminal mastermind.

Everything was going great. Until they started arguing who would bring hte King home before passing it through the underground to the unamed east coast nare do well with a taste for fine kayaks and cookies. They couldn't agree who would actually make off with the king. A band of massues showed up and in the pleasures of the moment plied with mexican food. Someoen let the secret out.

The cookies diapeared . The boat had to be conviently returned after a long "test run" The govement and hte UN showed up and was on to the plot so the stool pigion was tossed from the chopper. Its a giant govement conspiracy and cover up. The black helicopters are coming and hte KBa operatives had to go into deeper cover to avoid being harmed. This information came at great risk.

With Joes gem qulity yak safely back under the protective glass and heightened security the plot was foiled. The mastermind on the east coast was beyond angry at the loss. The cookies surfaced seripticously near Albany and I have recently come into possesion of them.

Despite all bets on the part of many, I ate narry a one. Never even opened the box. So even if the surviving marine safety topic bores you hey its still going to have a KBA windfall. The transcontental, SOF cookies R2K west coast cookies will be available for sampling by a select few here on the east coast.

Now for all of you who bet me that I couldn't keep from eating them all. Pay up
: !RUSS