I heard that when the Inuit hunter raised his rifle to take aim at the emaciated bear, that the bear charged him brandishing a big knife which he drew from a sheath tied to his chest with a piece of the VJ's deck line...

That puzzled the Inuit in the village for some time until they found the wallet and the hand.

The knife is said to be on display in the village museum. The curator refuses to clean the display case unless there are other folks around. Legend has it that one can at times hear a ghostly bellow of rage in that wing of the museum, and the knife jumps off it's stand and rattles around as if trying to come out of the sheath.

No joke.