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Re: Tell me that's a fake gator standing at the do
By:Robert N Pruden
Date: 12/31/2004, 10:12 am
In Response To: Re: Tell me that's a fake gator standing at the do (Paul G. Jacobson)

: Face it. As a kayaker you are expected to know what to do if confronted with
: an alligator, crocodile, polar bear, or great white shark--all known
: kayaking hazards. My solution is to live in the midwestern US where these

Oh yeah, I'm the guy with the big knoife. Ok, I remember what I have to do: I grip the knife between my teeth, unlock the door, open thedoor, back up as quickly as I can, scream "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" as loud as I can while I run hard and fast towards the aligator, then I leap at the aligator I take knoife in right hand, toss it at the gators neck, land in a three point stance then immediately scamper down the block continuing to shout: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Midwest? Heck no! We don't even have aligators in the zoos here. I'll stay here where it's frozen but safe.

:D

Messages In This Thread

Epoxy: Cold Weather Update *LINK* *Pic*
Charles Leach -- 12/30/2004, 10:11 pm
Tell me that's a fake gator standing at the door..
Robert N Pruden -- 12/31/2004, 12:08 am
Re: Tell me that's a fake gator standing at the do
Charles Leach -- 12/31/2004, 3:38 pm
Re: Tell me that's a fake gator standing at the do
Robert N Pruden -- 12/31/2004, 10:54 pm
Re: Tell me that's a fake gator standing at the do
Paul G. Jacobson -- 12/31/2004, 1:03 am
Re: Tell me that's a fake gator standing at the do
Charles Leach -- 12/31/2004, 4:05 pm
Re: Tell me that's a fake gator standing at the do
Robert N Pruden -- 12/31/2004, 10:12 am
Re: Tell me that's a fake gator standing at the do
PatrickC -- 12/31/2004, 12:27 pm
view of the cockpit *NM* *Pic*
Charles Leach -- 12/30/2004, 10:14 pm
Re: view of the cockpit
Glen Smith -- 12/30/2004, 10:19 pm
Re: view of the cockpit
Charles Leach -- 12/31/2004, 3:48 pm