: Things to keep in mind!

...assuming I have one...thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt, Suds.

: There is more vitamin C in one mango than in a field of lost jackals,

I ate the whole container this evening...I have staved off scurvey for another day...whew!

: One mango can sustain the life of a hunger-striker far longer than not eating
: anything at all,

Well, I am not doing the hunger strike thing tonight so I have no worries. In fact, I shall be chowing down on a pizza after I get home tonight and maybe washing it down with a bottle of Warthog. As I look down toward my growing concern (read: belly), maybe a wee bit of hunger striking is in order.

: The skin of the mango is full of mangaticide-R which scientists are still
: experimenting with to see if they can put it in hair products,

Hmm, the sliced mango was peeled...guess I can't find out for myself.

: The smell of a perfectly-ripe mango will keep grizzly bears away if those
: bears have been trained to fear it. Otherwise it attracts them and sends
: them into a rage.

How do I train a grizzley to fear a mango? Do I freeze it solid then head into the bush, find a grizz and wing it at the grizz's head and hope it gets the message or are you willing to come over and show me? Good thing I am far enough away from the grizzlies so that I don't have to worry. Now if I could find a way to keep the polar bears outta the garbage - garbage day (Thursday) is hell on my nerves.

Robert N Pruden