: Matt, I have that problem here in Edmonton, Alberta. Most of the
: powered boats on the river have powerful engines to be able to
: move upstream. The river current is quite strong. In the 11
: years I have paddled the river, only one boat has slowed for me:
: the Fire Department Rescue Boat. All of the others either ignore
: me or seemingly deliberately swerve toward me to create large
: waves. If only I had a rocket launcher for these idiots. I'd
: love to see one of these yohos have their engine cut out...I'd
: paddle right past them and keep going.

: Robert N Pruden

I'm diggin' the Bruce Cockburn (a fellow Canadian) reference to "If I had a rocket launcher . . . "!!!

Sean in Newfoundland