: Be careful with that. When I first married my wife, she would only
: touch wine and fruity drinks. One of my in-laws (cursed be his
: name) introduced her to Jack Daniels once Thanksgiving, in an
: attempt to cure a cold. My whiskey has not been safe since. To
: pour salt in my wounds, she's also taken to my beer. She even
: enjoys my hot mulled mead. Of course, I have not acquired the
: same taste for her dry wines.

: Needless to say, leaving all the whiskey and beer with my wife in
: the heavy hauler would not be a good idea. God help me if there
: was more than one wife in that boat. Besides reducing me to a
: gibbering idiot, I'd have nothing left to drink.

In this thread I thought it was quite clear from the beginning where the single malt was going to be carried!