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Re: Nick, you're waaaay off topic.
By:Mark Kanzler
Date: 6/15/1998, 12:18 am
In Response To: Re: Projects solved. How about cats and buttered toast (Nick Schade)

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> Well since those projects are done, I need help developing a
> cat and buttered toast propulsion system. The idea was first suggested
> on the wavelength listserver.

> Since a cat always lands on its feet and toast always falls butter-side-down,
> you strap the toast to the back of the cat and physics takes over.
> The cat-toast system will hover a few inches off the ground and rotate.
> While the hovering is useful, I would like to harness the rotation
> as a propulsion system.

> I am having trouble with the toast getting wet and disintegrating.
> When this happens the cat falls and tries to run away, but since this
> is on a kayak there is nowhere to run so they just climb up and sit
> on your head. This is not so bad, but the spinning and rubbing against
> the kayak has usually induced a large static charge. Of course the
> spark tends to make the cat quite pissed when they are climbing on
> to your head. Antibiotics have held off cat-scratch fever for now,
> but if anyone has any suggestions for improving the system, I would
> be most grateful.

Messages In This Thread

Random thoughts from a sea-level commute
Karl Coplan -- 6/10/1998, 10:29 am
Re: Random thoughts from a sea-level commute
Rick C. -- 6/11/1998, 8:51 am
Project List
Nick Schade -- 6/10/1998, 8:26 pm
Re: Blasphemy!
Don Beale -- 6/14/1998, 12:07 am
Projects solved. now how about some coffee?
Paul Jacobson -- 6/13/1998, 2:25 am
Re: Projects solved. How about cats and buttered toast
Nick Schade -- 6/13/1998, 9:12 pm
Re: Power for a small boat
Don Beale -- 6/15/1998, 12:53 pm
Re: www.sunpower.com
Mark Kanzler -- 6/15/1998, 1:10 pm
Re: I've created a monster.
Mark Kanzler -- 6/14/1998, 1:14 pm
Re: Running lights
Don Beale -- 6/15/1998, 12:32 pm
Re: Recessed permanent running lights
Mark Kanzler -- 6/16/1998, 12:48 am
Re: Recessed permanent running lights
Karl Coplan -- 6/15/1998, 1:32 pm
Re: Good Value on A Strobe
Mark Kanzler -- 6/21/1998, 10:09 am
Re: Flash bulb?
NPenney -- 6/18/1998, 8:09 am
Flash bulb? Try flares
Paul Jacobson -- 6/20/1998, 10:31 pm
Re: Flash bulb? Try flares
NPenney -- 6/22/1998, 6:32 am
Re: Flash bulb? How much power do you want?
Mark Kanzler -- 6/22/1998, 11:33 am
Re: Flash bulb? How much power do you want?
Mike Spence -- 6/22/1998, 1:22 pm
Re: Flash bulb? How much power do you want?
NPenney -- 6/24/1998, 7:52 am
Re: Flash bulb, strobes, wasn't my idea (I think)
Mark Kanzler -- 6/24/1998, 11:12 am
Re: paddle blade lights
NPenney -- 6/24/1998, 11:25 am
Re: paddle blade lights
Mark Kanzler -- 6/25/1998, 12:58 am
Re: paddle blade lights
Rick VanBuren -- 6/24/1998, 6:10 pm
Another way
Wes Boyd -- 6/22/1998, 10:56 pm
Re: Flash bulb ok, flares are only for emergencies.
Mark Kanzler -- 6/21/1998, 1:00 am
Re: Flash bulb ok, flares are only for emergencies.
Paul Jacobson -- 6/21/1998, 2:23 am
Re: Flash bulb ok, flares are only for emergencies.
Mark Kanzler -- 6/21/1998, 10:02 am
Just buy a personal strobe.
Mark Kanzler -- 6/21/1998, 9:56 am
Re: Recessed lights vs. Strobe
Mark Kanzler -- 6/15/1998, 1:59 pm
Re: Recessed lights vs. Strobe
Karl Coplan -- 6/15/1998, 2:05 pm
Re: Recessed lights vs. Strobe
Mark Kanzler -- 6/15/1998, 3:44 pm
Re: Projects solved. How about cats and buttered toast
David Dick -- 6/15/1998, 12:50 am
Re: Projects solved. How about cats and buttered toast
Karl Kulp -- 6/14/1998, 2:38 pm
Re: Boxing up kayak w/ refrigerator boxes
Mark Kanzler -- 6/16/1998, 12:44 am
Re: Nick, you're waaaay off topic.
Mark Kanzler -- 6/15/1998, 12:18 am
Re: Nick, you're waaaay off topic.
Rick C. -- 6/15/1998, 2:20 am
Re: Nick, you're waaaay off topic.
Wes Boyd -- 6/14/1998, 11:07 pm
Re: Projects solved. How about cats and buttered toast
Paul Jacobson -- 6/14/1998, 3:28 am
Better than cold fusion!!
Mike -- 6/13/1998, 10:35 pm
Just cold
Paul Jacobson -- 6/14/1998, 4:02 am
Re: Just cold
Wes Boyd -- 6/14/1998, 11:04 pm
Re: Hot n Cold
Mark Kanzler -- 6/15/1998, 12:29 am
Re: Hot n Cold
Mike Spence -- 6/14/1998, 2:14 pm
Re: Electrical outlets on kayaks
Mark Kanzler -- 6/13/1998, 10:05 am
Re: Project List
Don Beale -- 6/12/1998, 1:00 am
Too late -- competition beat you to it
Karl Coplan -- 6/11/1998, 5:21 pm
Re: How to post a link
Mark Kanzler -- 6/11/1998, 5:36 pm
Re: Distractions & Cross Town Traffic...
Mark Kanzler -- 6/11/1998, 2:17 pm
Re: Random thoughts from a sea-level commute
Mark Kanzler -- 6/10/1998, 6:09 pm